AlaskaJay

My fiance and I climbed up the steep incline of loose rocks, above the clouds and were rewarded with a quaint church and a stunning view.

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You should have seen this thing, a virtual lake shark. It was a battle that lasted the better part of 2 minutes but I emerged the victor and the fish tasted tasted the bitterness of defeat.

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Over the course of 4 years, my father and I completely restored a VW Bus, rebuilding the engine, welding rust holes, reupholstering the seats, etc.

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Using my superior urban farming techniques, I managed to grow 50 radishes in 2 small windowsill planters. I proceeded to eat them and they were DELICIOUS!

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Under the guise of getting my photo taken with the Champ, I worked my way past his security and when he least expected it, WHAM! When I woke up in my coma 2 weeks later, I peed blood and when I finished that, I posted this brag. Totally worth it!

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While on a trip to Epcot center, I was ambushed by a troll. Through my razor sharp intellect and lightning fast wardrobe changes, I was able to distract him long enough to land the death blow.

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While at the New York Botanical Gardens, I mistook a cactus for a comfortable seat with less than desirable results.

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Although a number of signs politely suggested that the monkeys were well fed and capable of finding their own food, I felt compelled to feed them.

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While at the Cliffs of Mohr, in Ireland I looked death square in the face, scoffed, and kicked him in the nuts.

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